Showing posts with label Computer Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Computer Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Best WhatsApp Quotes On Programming Languages

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
-Michael Sinz

Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
-Chris Heilmann

Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray.
-Sam Redwine

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not.
-Yogi Berra

God could create the world in six days because he didn’t have to make it compatible with the previous version.
-Anonymous

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
-Edsger Dijkstra

If you try to please everyone, you won’t please anyone.
-37signals

Duplicate code is a major cause of unmaintainable scripts.
-Brian Marick

Don’t worry about the wasted effort unless you know – by measurement – that the waste is noticeable and important. Always favor the clean code you need over than the fast code you might need.
-Brian Marick

It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature.
-Anonymous

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