Modern Bhikhari Aur Dadi Ma Joke

Bhikhari:
Daadi roti dijiye.. khaane ke liye

Daadi:
Abhi taiyaar nahin hui, baad mein aana..

Bhikhari:
95 95 97 97 98
Yeh mera mobile number hai,
Taiyaar hote hi missed call kar dena

“Bhikhari rocks, Daadi shocks”

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Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost..

Daadi:
Arey missed call kya karna
Thodi der ke baad jab roti ban jayegi
To whatsapp par upload kar dungi,
Download karke kha lena!!

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Ab Daadi rocks!, Bhikhari Shocks!