Hrithik Roshan trolled on whatsapp
Wednesday 24 September 2014
Salman Khan Vs Suzzane Roshan – #Kick
Salman khan made KICK to earn 200 Crores
Suzzane Gave KICK, will get 400 Crores
#PoorHrithik
Sabse Tez Udne Wala Pakshi
Teacher – kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?
Boy – sir … haathi
Teacher – nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy – chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.
Teacher – shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi..
WhatsApp Joke – Bollywood Hindi Songs & Their Medical Meanings
Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-
Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..
Fever
Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
Heart Attack
Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
Constipation
Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
Acidity
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
Cataract
Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..
Alzheimer?s
Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..
Vertigo
Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
Urinary Infection
Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
Hypertension
Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..
Corn On Feet
Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
Insomnia
Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..
Piles
And Sabse Mast
Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
Loose Motion
Hasso Mat, jaldi Share karo..
Beemari purani hain, Joke naya hai
Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..
Fever
Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
Heart Attack
Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
Constipation
Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
Acidity
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
Cataract
Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..
Alzheimer?s
Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..
Vertigo
Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
Urinary Infection
Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
Hypertension
Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..
Corn On Feet
Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
Insomnia
Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..
Piles
And Sabse Mast
Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
Loose Motion
Hasso Mat, jaldi Share karo..
Beemari purani hain, Joke naya hai
MBBS Students In Anatomy Class
1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.
Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s nose & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.
I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!
All students : shitttt !!
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