Hindi Jokes – Aajkal Ki Generation Ke Bachche

KID FAILS IN EXAM

Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna…!

Son:
Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A ‘School Test’
Not A “DNA” Test…!

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Teacher : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?

Son of Sardar : Sir, agar murgiyo ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na...

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Teacher- Chaand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?

Pappu – NEIL ARMSTRONG.

Teacher- Aur doosra ??

Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga….. Langdi taang khelne thode na gaya tha woh!

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Teacher – paani me rahne vale 5 jeevo ke naam batao.?

Pappu – Mendak

Teacher – very good, baaki char bolo..

Pappu –
uski maa,
uska baap,
uski behan aur
uska bhai!!