Patient: Doctor sahab, Jaldi kuchh karo, mere pairo par ek aurat ne gaadi chadha di.
Doctor ne achche se check kiya, aur paaya ki bahut mamooli si chot hai, par mareez ghabraya hua hai!
Doctor bola: O ho, bhai operation karna padega, Bahut kharcha aayega… taiyaar ho?
Mareez: Kuchh bhi karo, jaldi karo. Kameeni ne mara hua soch kar uthaya bhi nahin!!
Itne mein hi Doctor ki biwi ka phone aa gaya…
Doctor: Hello…
Biwi: Hello chhodo, yeh batao, main kya karoon?
mujhse Car chalate mein ek aadmi mar gaya, Jai Hind chauk par!
Doctor: Aadmi ne kapde...