Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Hrithik Roshan Trolled – After Suzzane’s Alimony Demand


Hrithik Roshan trolled on whatsapp

Salman Khan Vs Suzzane Roshan – #Kick

Salman khan made KICK to earn 200 Crores

Suzzane Gave KICK, will get 400 Crores

#PoorHrithik

Sabse Tez Udne Wala Pakshi

Teacher – kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?

Boy – sir … haathi

Teacher – nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?

Boy – chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.

Teacher – shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi.. 

WhatsApp Joke – Bollywood Hindi Songs & Their Medical Meanings

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..
Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..
Alzheimer?s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..
Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..
Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..
Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
Loose Motion

Hasso Mat, jaldi Share karo..
Beemari purani hain, Joke naya hai

MBBS Students In Anatomy Class

1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.

Then he told the students to do the same.

The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s nose & tasted it.

When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.

I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!

All students : shitttt !!

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